Barney
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Barney the Consortium Office dog. Barney specialises in making us laugh, keeping the postman at bay, keeping himself clean, and warming cold feet in the Winter.
Barney likes food, likes smelling food (particularly when your lunchbox is in your bag in the morning), likes staring at you whilst you eat food, likes putting his head on your lap whilst you are eating your food (you get the picture).
Barney also likes tissues (used or unused, no difference), or unattended shoes.
Barney likes listening and offering solutions to your problems.
Favourite movie: Scooby-Doo
Favourite book: Finding Spot
Favourite cake: Victoria Sponge
Favourite tipple: Cider